IIFT

Had to leave the house by 7 AM. So was on the potti at 6 AM. I hear a painful wail. Trust me i have never heard such a loud and painful wail in my life ever. I wonder if i am the only guy hearing it. It stopped.

I get dressed and open the door. A dead cat right at the doormat. *phew*. What a day!.

9.30 . I am inside the examination centre. The chick in front of me is showing her thong in all glory and my concentration is put under test even before the darn exam has begun!

9.35 . I look around. I love you *****. Love is blind but lovers are not. Love is that. Love is this. Teenage graffiti.

9.40 . I happen to notice my bench. Take any point on the bench. Within a radius of 1 cm you will find 10 holes!.

9.45 . A lady enters. "Children... If you have any chits, papers .. throw them out now only. I am giving you chance now only. Later the squad will come and check. Your future is in your hand(holy shit!!)... I am very strict in these matters... Even if they don't catch , i will catch you(.|.) "

10. The Q-papers are distributed and i am assume Murphy is laughing. Because its in a totally different format from what it was supposed to be. They apparently took a leaf out of meaow's book!.

Some morons start asking clarifications about the paper to the lady.*sigh*.

For the benefit of future aspirants i want to analyze some questions.....

Which of the following teams secured the runner-up position in India's National Football League 2006-07?

a. East bengal Club
b. JCT, Phagwara
c. Mahindra United
d. Dempo SC

OK, at any time i have a fair idea about position, points, Goals-for, Goals-against and Goal-difference, home and away separate, of the top ten teams in English Premier League, Spanish and the Italian Leagues. Yes, I didn't answer this question.I didn't know about our own fukin league!!

Which one of the following is not correct about Palagummi Sainath?
a. Development journalist(what the fuck is that!!).
b. Expert on famine and hunger.
c. Was a student of Delhi University( I know only one university, VTU)
d. Grand son of former president V. V. Giri ( Do i look like a fukin genealogist?)

Match the following

       Country                      President
       i.Ghana                    a) Umaru Yar'Adua
      ii.Tanzania                 b) Yoweri Museveni
     iii.Nigeria                  c) John Agyekum Kufor
      iv.Uganda                   d) Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete

First thing, how the fuk do you spell those names?
Second thing, my state does not have a frigging chief minister and we are worried about presidents of other nation states. What fukin shit.

The best question in the paper, in fact the best question i have ever come across in my life ( because for once i felt all that time spent watching movies came to some use) ...

Match the correct combination in the following:

      Actresses                  Featured in a James Bond Movie
    i.Izabella Scorupco         a. The World is not enough
   ii.Teri Hatcher              b. Die Another Day
  iii.Sophie Marceau            c. Golden Eye
   iv.Rosamund Pike             d. Tomorrow Never Dies.

The only problem was that this question brought all sorts of thoughts ( and not to speak of the still visible thong in front!)...


12. "Children..... stooppppp!!!".