Dhobi ghat ka kutta

There comes a time in everybody's life when everything starts going haywire. A situation so hopeless that you wonder if your bachelor's was worth all the mental pain you underwent. I was in one such desperate situation and desperate situations call for desperate measures. What i did was something sane people usually don't do and i also would "sincerely" suggest people in such situations not to take the way i took.

I had applied for GRE as well. Like a month before the GRE exam i realised that my preparations for both GRE and CAT were neck deep in shit. Take a look at the mock scores below ( in percentiles ) . Test 815 was the first mock and test 801 happened the week before CAT.

QA - Quantitative Aptitude
VA/RC - Verbal Ability/ Reading Comprehension
LR/DI - Logical Reasoning/ Data Interpretation
OA - Overall Percentile

        
TEST      QA        VA/RC      LR/DI      OA    

815     DIDN'T KNOW THAT IT HAS ALREADY STARTED  

814     STARTING PROBLEM

813     96.57       95.21        98.01    98.49 

812     97.98       98.17        97.21    99.65

811     70.02       76.40        98.71    93.41

810     84.71       67.52        42.26    72.82

809     BUNKED 

808     90.41       96.01         9.14

807     97.21       59.62        25.92    77.80

806     DIWALI  

805     BUNKED

804     65.38       76.00        82.72     81.13

803     COORG TRIP 

802     94.66       51.14        67.72     83.55

801     92.58       60.48        71.03     83.10

P.S : Test 808 does not have a overall percentile because i 
had a net negative in LR/DI section. ROFL.

So yes, i had become a dhobi ghat ka kutta - na ghar ka na ghat ka.

The master strategy that yours truly devised. One month from now would be for GRE. 10 days after that for TOEFL. 28 days after that for CAT. The 28 days also included that coorg trip where i made a jackass out of myself.

It was akin to that matrix scene..

Trinity:"Neo.. something like this has never been tried before"
Neo:"Thats why its gonna work!"