One in the Queue

Finally the day came when it dawned upon me that i needed to talk to the 6 most sought after ladies in the country.

VC: Sir, can i also get a chance to talk to Aishwarya Rai, Bipasha Basu, Chitrangada singh, Lara Dutta, Kareena Kapoor and Isha Koppikar.

Sir: Haha!... son!... these ladies don't have the time to talk to all of you. Only few lucky jackasses get the chance.

He whistles at the other guy( sleeves folded, collar upped and gutkha smeared teeth) "Oi!.. give this boy an application form".

VC: But sir ....

i am cut short

Sir: 1100 rupees and get in the queue please.

VC finds out that there are 2,49,999 people also for the same "talk".

Sir: Don't get tensed. There is a chance that Sushmita Sen also might be introduced this year to calm down some raising libidos.

VC: So what next now?

Sir: Nothing much. We need to know if you can find out cost of a wooden chair given the cost of a table , fan and the hair dryer. Oh wait... we also give you the cost of stone. And if you can find out how much was the one way charge of railway ticket from belgaum to ahmedabad in 1987 from a table of airline schedules of Chennai to Mumbai from 1965 to 1986 and a pricing chart of Bangalore BMTC from 1988 to 2008.

VC is looking at the sky now

Also we would like to know what Segmund Freud was thinking when Bertrand Russell said "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."

VC: thats it?

Sir: And you have to be real quick. like mach3 you know.

VC: Ok sir, thanks for your time.

Sir: Its ok. There are others who also let you talk to them . Some good ones being Madhuri Dixit, Shilpa shetty, Tabu. Other names are their in that form.

It was time for a drink. Gulp gulp gulp.